So Mr. X. We have a real experiment in front of the misses which I, for one, am anxiously awaiting to hear the results of, but in the interest of keeping me (and I suppose the rest of your readers) distracted until the big reveal, I started to remember details of so many of the other instances where wild exuberance (or calculated intention)…[Read more]

I just realized that I never have sex with music on because my husband doesn’t like it. He finds it distracting. And now I really want to have sex with music on. Damnit.

The Wal-Mart story below reminded me of the most charming pickup line ever used on me. I was out of town, and had to go to the grocery store for some things for me and my friends. As I walked around the aisles picking up items on my list, a man fell into step next to me, leaned over and said “What’s next on the list, honey?”
Without missing a…[Read more]

Artist: The Stone Roses
Song: I Wanna Be Adored

Artist: The Notorious B.I.G.
Song: Big Poppa

Hi …. would you like a fuck? …… no …. would you mind laying down … whilst I have one …..!!!

Dear Mr X,

I found your site today, and I’m afraid I devoured everything in one go. I kept telling myself I should stop, I should save some for later, and perhaps I could do something other with my day than read your stories, but I just couldn’t help myself. My reading also included Chapter 1, so now I am hungry for the rest… greedy, aren’t…[Read more]