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Mr. X posted an update in the group
Erotic Photos 12 years, 11 months ago
She’ll get us started in yellow.
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Mr.Oath posted an update in the group
Pickup Lines 13 years ago
Hmmm… As soon I find out that the attractive young lady Im shamelessly flirting with happens to be a slight bit… Kinky, I never fail to light up and ask with a wink: Well, care to play with me?
Its my favorite question in the history of half-blurted flirty questions I\’ve asked.
And some ladies say yes.
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Pickup Lines 13 years ago
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Pickup Lines 13 years, 2 months ago
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ellariasand posted an update in the group
Pickup Lines 13 years, 2 months ago
The most recent line that worked for me was used at what I refer to as a “nerdy social event,” although the nerdy social event was over and the venue resumed being what appeared to be an overblown dance club.
A pickup line that didn’t work was when someone hamhandedly walked up to me and asked “Are you on television?” which reminded me of a…[Read more]
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Pickup Lines 13 years, 2 months ago
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bisoccermom posted an update in the group
Pickup Lines 13 years, 2 months ago
Women do it differently. If we want a guy, we manipulate him into propositioning us, like it was his idea when it was really ours. Before I got married and when I was a party girl, if I wanted a guy, all I had to do was to \’accidentally\’ let him catch me staring at his bulge. Worked like a charm.
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americanorgy posted an update in the group
Pickup Lines 13 years, 4 months ago
Best pickup line? No pickup line. Enigmatic silence and disinterest.
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compass posted an update in the group
Pickup Lines 13 years, 4 months ago
I\’m not really a shy guy, but sometimes i like to act flustered when i\’m around a hot girl so she lowers her guard a little bit. I like to say, \”hi, i\’m gorgeous…. no wait, YOU\’RE gorgeous, I\’m Compass\” and after she laughs it\’s pretty easy to start a conversation
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Pickup Lines 13 years, 4 months ago
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Pickup Lines 13 years, 4 months ago
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pierre19 posted an update in the group
Pickup Lines 13 years, 5 months ago
Hallo … darling …. could we make beautiful music to-gether.
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naughtymeggy1001 posted an update in the group
Pickup Lines 13 years, 5 months ago
The Wal-Mart story below reminded me of the most charming pickup line ever used on me. I was out of town, and had to go to the grocery store for some things for me and my friends. As I walked around the aisles picking up items on my list, a man fell into step next to me, leaned over and said “What’s next on the list, honey?”
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pierre19 posted an update in the group
Pickup Lines 13 years, 5 months ago
…. a friend of mine, would always carry a matress around on his back ….. just in case he met some-one he knew ….
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pierre19 posted an update in the group
Pickup Lines 13 years, 5 months ago
Hi …. would you like a fuck? …… no …. would you mind laying down … whilst I have one …..!!!
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Pickup Lines 13 years, 5 months ago
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kitty posted an update in the group
Pickup Lines 13 years, 5 months ago
So, do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?
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Pickup Lines 13 years, 5 months ago
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