Smart man. Rigorous testing. We’ll get to the bottom of this.

Oh man. Please do keep wiggling like that. And I’m afraid this situation may require the best and brightest over here at tech support. We may have to take you over to the factory. Until then, please keep wiggling.

Thanks, M. Apparently there’s a little bug: when you’re sitting on my lap, everything goes haywire.

Thanks, Luis. Yeah, that makes those options permanently visible. But is anyone else not seeing them when they start typing? How are you posting, @lake-on-my-lap?

Yes, it seems that’s our only solution. Now why don’t you come over here with that computer and sit on my lap while we figure this thing out.

I’m still seeing the “Post Update” button, sexy? You still not? Anyone else having the problem. In any case, meditating on the world and Mickey Mouse.

Yes. Let’s do this. The attempt is everything, and maybe we’ll post a few up on the blog.

Very sexy, rider. And here’s the magic in which I’ve always believed: if you can imagine the fantasy precisely enough, mind and body, then you’ll make it real.