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They will now be approached quickly and often, I imagine.

You are exceedingly generous, aren’t you? ‘Tis the season, after all.

Nothing would make me happier (apart from discovering your fantasy deposited in some unknown part of the world).

I imagine she was about as bold as most of us, then slightly bolder, then bolder, and then full-on Mona. Start with the small dares, and soon enough you may well be a maneater.

Yes, with that tombola she has breathed new life into a tired word. Whoever pulls that out will truly be “winning”.

Yes, she’s chaos with curves. And aren’t you coy. Probably fluttering eyelashes as you write that last sentence.