6:30am Conversation

There you are, my little peach.

Yes, but
Not a juicy peach
Pretty hard
The kind you hold in your hand
And you want to smack
To make it give
Give in
Surrender
The kind that lures you to discover another fruit

Of course…

The one that truly holds the secret
The secret you didn’t even know you pant for

Oh.
I did not…[Read more]

Thanksgiving Recipe

Fill bathtub with water and lavender until scent permeates the room.

Bring entire pumpkin pie from oven to cool on the bathroom vanity.

Invite man into the tub.

Lean back on him and have his arms and legs wrap around you.

Erection guaranteed.