Perhaps it is time to have that serious conversation with your wife about living out the fantasy. The friend wants it, you want it, and you only need clarity from your wife.

A fine line to walk. I’ll give the jokes a try, see how far I can push without pushback. I’ll post an update with the results.

I brought it up as a generic (not a specific female) fantasy of mine in a comical way. She thought it was humorous, suggested it’d make a good Christmas present for me.