Pinup Girl,

I’m such an easy grader. You take nude photos of yourself for an assignment, you don’t send me a single one as proof of your work, and I give you an A+ anyway. Am I losing my touch? Have you become too cool for school? Do you need to be severely reprimanded? Disciplined? Spanked?

Maybe you just need to talk to someone about that attitude of yours. I believe they have hotlines for this sort of thing. In your case, however, I want you to be the hotline. Here’s what I mean: I want you to go to the Craig’s List site and choose any American city. Under ‘Casual Encounters’, I want you to post an advertisement for “Free Phone Sex”. Make the ad as enticing as possible, and try to frame it so that you’ll get “clients” with fetishes you wouldn’t mind discussing in a breathy voice. Include hours at which you can be contacted and include your new phone number (more on this below). I have authenticated a Craig’s List account for you with this e-mail – [e-mail] – and this password – [password]. You’ll need to log in before posting, and in your post I’d advise putting a dash between each digit in your number – posts with phone numbers tend to get taken down. Continue reading The Phone Sex Experiment →